who cares.

listen, i'm done with the food thing. who can focus on temporary bullshit when there's like, 9000 monsters being found every day?

1. (Exodus 7:14-25) rivers and other water sources turned to blood killing all fish and other water life. (Dam)
2. (Exodus 7:26-8:11) amphibians (commonly believed to be frogs) (Tsfardeia)
3. (Exodus 8:12-15) lice or gnats (Kinim)
4. (Exodus 8:16-28) beasts or flies[2] (Arov)
5. (Exodus 9:1-7) disease on livestock (Dever)
6. (Exodus 9:8-12) unhealable boils (Shkhin)
7. (Exodus 9:13-35) hail mixed with fire (Barad)
8. (Exodus 10:1-20) locusts (Arbeh)
9. (Exodus 10:21-29) darkness (Choshech)
10. (Exodus 11:1-12:36) death of the first-born of all Egyptian families. (Makat Bechorot)



1. see montauk monster*
2. see two headed turtle**
3. my roommate has bedbugs
4. see bigfoot dead in a freezer in georgia***
5. see weird chupacabra thing that kind of looks like a pig (livestock)****
6.
7. see cat with four ears (cute mixed with undeniable evil is the modern juxtaposition)
8.
9. see bush administration (cheap shot, i know)
10. see bernie mac, george carlin, bo diddly, brad renfro, estelle getty, sydney pollock (celebrities are the new egyptians)



*http://gawker.com/5032730/the-2008-montauk-monster-yearbook
**http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2008/08/18/2008-08-18_twoheaded_turtle_stolen_from_brooklyn_pe.html
***http://www.ktvu.com/news/17174989/detail.html
****http://guanabee.com/2008/08/forget-montauk-texas-has-video.php